Buzz Lightyear With a Huge Erection sippycup

While I'm guessing that there are probably ways of positioning the straw on this Buzz Lightyear sippycup such that it doesn't look like Buzz has an enormous, mutant green bendy-straw boner for your child to wrap her/his lips around, it seems inevitable that a sippycup capable of being configured this would inevitably end up so configured.

Really, Toy Designer? Really?