"Our Earth is degenerate in these later days; there are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end; bribery and corruption are common; children no longer obey their parents; every man wants to write a book and the end of the world is evidently approaching." — From a translation of an inscription on an Assyrian clay tablet, circa 2800 B.C.E. I'm just sayin'. (Via Bart King.)
The Apocalypse repeats itself
Elf Queen Tilda Swinton Cast as James Bond, Doctor Who and Chosen as Pope
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Watch the first-ever footage of the elusive colossal squid
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Trump's latest delusion: "Egg prices are getting too low" (video)
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