A gentleman from Hamilton, Ohio was charged with public indecency after being caught having sex with a stolen inflatable pool raft. The raft was pink. Edwin Charles Tobergta has four previous public indecency charges, including one involving an inflatable pumpkin. From WAFB:
Tobergta told police he was having sex with the raft because has a problem and needs help. He asked officers to not send him to prison, but he was taken to the Butler County Jail.
"Man accused of having sex with pool raft had also violated inflatable pumpkin" (WAFB, thanks Gil and Rick!)
"Cops: Man had sex with inflatable pool raft" (Cincinnati.com)