Spotted yesterday on a menu at my grandparents' retirement home in Toronto: "Kosher-style porkchops." I guess if you circumcise the pig and ensure that it has a suitable Bar Mitzvah…?
Kosher pig!
Scammers are already using the hantavirus to fleece people
When I say scammers are using the hantavirus, I don't mean they're engineering devious biological weapon attacks (although I'm sure they would if they could.) It feels like it's barely… READ THE REST
HowToBasic's omurice attempt ends in familiar, egg-covered ruin
I'll stop posting about HowToBasic when his one joke stops being funny, damn it. For the uninitiated, HowToBasic — the moniker of a true Internet institution who's been around for… READ THE REST
Comedian tells the same joke for his entire set — and it works
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I'm not sure whoever first coined that bit of timeless advice had tight five-minute comedy sets in mind, though. Regardless, it's advice that… READ THE REST
This permanent $55 Microsoft Office deal was made for people who want stability over subscriptions
Disclosure: Boing Boing earns a commission on purchases made through links in this post. TL;DR: Get lifetime access to Microsoft Office 2024 Pro Plus for Windows for $54.99 (MSRP $249.99) with Word,… READ THE REST
Your next hobby, side hustle, or promotion could start with one of the 1,000+ courses in this $20 platform
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Until the end of the day on July 5, you can get Windows 11 Pro for a one-time $10.49 payment
Disclosure: Boing Boing earns a commission on purchases made through links in this post. TL;DR: You have until 11:59 p.m. PT on July 5 to get Windows 11 Pro for only $10.49. Microsoft… READ THE REST
