Zeiss lens cleaning wipes, like I used to steal from work

Zeiss Pre-Moistened Lens Cleaning Wipes, 200 Count

Quite literally splattered with everything from seal poop to motor oil, my eyeglasses are frequently filthy. These packets help.

My glasses get so dirty, I've written poems about them. Recently, I remembered these great Zeiss lens cleaning wipes. They were available to me at a prior job, the company had boxes of them all over the office. I'd fill my pockets with them, and use the wipes on monitors, laptop screens, cellphones and my eye glasses. They also work for cleaning the touchscreen in my more modern car.

A simple lint-free cloth covered in lens cleaning solution, these packets are handy to keep around. They leave screens and my glasses streak free.

From my collection of mundane poetry, an ode to dirty glasses:

My glasses are filthy.
This close to my eyes, however they still focus my vision.
Things look no clearer when I clean them.
I rarely notice how smudged the glasses become,
Does anyone else? Are my glasses distracting other people?
Why clean the lenses at all?
Is it just a plot by 'big lens cleaner'?

Zeiss Pre-Moistened Lens Cleaning Wipes, 200 Count via Amazon