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Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart—you know, if you're a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it's true!


So under President Trump, here's what would happen: The head of Ford will call me back, I would say within an hour after I told him the bad news, but it could be he'd want to be cool and he'll wait until the next day. You know, they want to be a little cool.

And he'll say, 'Please, please, please.'

He'll beg for a little while, and I'll say, 'Sorry, no interest.'

Then he'll call all sorts of political people and I'll say 'Sorry fellas, no interest.'

Because I don't need anybody's money. It's nice. I don't need anybody's money. I'm using my own money. I'm not using lobbyists, I'm not using donors. I don't care. I'm really rich.


And you know, another great guy is Mark Cuban. And I think, you know, he's been talking about maybe doing this himself. And I think he'd do a great job. We don't have the exact same feelings about where we're going, but that's okay. But Mark was great. You know, he called me, like, literally a few days ago, and he said, "You know, if you want to use the arena" — which by the way is a beautiful arena this a great arena — and Dirk is a fantastic player he's just a wonderful player — and the Mavericks have been fantastic and it's just a great team — but he said, "You know, if you want to use the arena." And I said, "Mark, when?" He said "How 'bout Monday night?"

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