A champagne gun for your epic battles of excess

This is the Champagne Gun, a $459 contraption with which you can spray down your guests with bubbly in a violent fantasy ritual of excess.

The US importer of this French invention is Jeremy Touitou, a fellow known as the King of Sparklers for his previous business selling fireworks that attach to champagne bottles.

"A Miami Company Is Selling the World's First Champagne Machine Gun, and It Can Be Yours for $459" (Miami New Times)