Two men, possibly inebriated, exchanged boasts and insults and lawsuit threats on a JetBlue flight from Long Beach to Sacramento last Friday.
"I'm 28, I make $4 million a year. What do you do?"
For several minutes, the man and the other passengers exchanged heated words, including calling each other "Losers" and "Mr. Bald," ABC reported.
At one point, the man-child says, "You're right, I'm a loser… I own six houses."
Finally, as the confrontation nears an end, he announces, "I've got 20/20 vision with a 176 IQ."
The plane returned to the gate and the passengers were removed before they had a chance to unzip their flies and compare penis lengths.