A fully-grown man takes an axe to his house and car when he thinks his wife messed with his action figures

A 35-year-old boy had a temper tantrum over the weekend when he thought his wife had damaged some of his action figures. After she left the house, he rebelled by taking a log-splitting axe and smashing the hell out of his television, computer, and other household items before going outdoors. When he spotted the car he "chopped off both side mirrors and then struck the windshield so hard the ax got stuck," according to NBC15.

At least he had the good sense to call 911 and tattle on himself. The fellow, who admitted he had been drinking too much, was arrested and taken to jail.