David Howard, McSweeney's: "Let me tell you, it's hard out here for an orc. We experience tremendous insecurity, not knowing whether we'll have a job, or be able to raid peaceful villages, or if our friends will eat us. Sauron appeals to us economically challenged goblins because he offers us the chance of a decent wage, respect for our values, and renewed pride in being the corrupted spawn of Morgoth." (Image: Guise, CC BY-SA, modified; Chicago Costume Company) (via Bruce Sterling)
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