Tactical baby wipe pouch

Whether you're running low on ammo defending Wyoming from antifa or tearing toward the Canadian border while your passenger plinks out the orange lightbars of the pursuing Trumpstapo, baby's butt will be smooth and clean. [via Joel]

• Fast-Deploy Wipe Pouch – Holds a single pack of standard disposable wipes and features a wipe dispenser slot under the flap
• MOLLE-Compatible Design – Tactical baby wipe holder designed for modular customization; MOLLE-compatible with all your accessories and patches
• Effortless Reloading – Quickly resupply whenever you’re running low thanks to the seamless zipper closure and smart open-front design

Tactical Baby Gear MOLLE Baby Wipe Pouch 2.0 (Black) [Amazon link]