In Cincinnati, Harves Gardner, 32, was arrested after allegedly calling police 25 times asking for help finding his lost hoodie. From Cincinnati.com:
"When police arrived (the) defendant only wanted rides around town to find his hoodie that he lost," officers reported.
Police said Gardner was highly intoxicated and officers told him to go back to bed, but he continued calling and gave different locations for the police to respond.
(Thanks, Charles Pescovitz!)
image for illustrative purpose only: "Missing Hoodie" available from Superteeshops