The Kool-Aid Man magically cheers me up

Think of how much easier childhood would have been if we truly could just unleash a vengeful, animated pitcher of sugar water on our problems.

In other beverage-related musings: I just learned that MD 20/20 is not Mad Dog and never was. I imagined a rebranding at some point. It has always been Mogen David, with the 20/20 representing a suggested serving of 20oz of their 20 proof beverage (that is apparently not available at this time, yet the 20/20 lives on.)