McGruff the Crime Dog was created in 1980 to fight crime by appealing to children, but he's been adopted by Means TV and is now providing the standard ACLU-approved advice on dealing with police who want you to talk to them: don't without a lawyer.
McGruff the Crime Dog changes his mind in parody poster

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