Disconcertingly realistic bread lamp

"Please do not eat it!" implores the product description for East Fork's Bread Lamp. "This is a light, not a snack!" [↬ Audible]

– These are actual lights made of actual, real, honest-to-goodness bread, coated in resin—the world's a weird and scary place, but this? This is good.
– Handmade by Yukiko Morita in Kobe, Japan
– The Croissant requires one AA Battery, not included

Perfect to go with your disconcertingly realistic bread plushie.

Update: sold out! Similar bread lights are available on Amazon, but are sadly not croissantform.