Here are the reasons an American expat would never come back to the US

With an estimated 9 million Americans living abroad, according to the US Department of State, one American TikToker who lives in Germany asked fellow ex-pats why they would never go back to the United States.

And another American TikToker, @jacobarthur30, also living in Germany, answered with a nearly 3-minute-long laundry list of outrageous but sadly true reasons that will make sense to at least 51.3% of Americans.

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