Located in the ritzy Geist area of northeastern Indianapolis, Indiana, this five-bedroom midwestern conservative home—done up in tasteful shades of wood, brown, beige, and cream—is for sale by owner at $799,000. Located on a quiet cul-de-sac. the "serene neighborhood," according to the home's Zillow listing, boasts "zero crime, wildlife, lake views, [and is] close to shopping and interstates." It sounds like the perfect location to open the full-on strip club in the home's basement.
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