"Something something, Boris Johnson should apologize, something something." It really doesn't matter what you say about Boris Johnson when you look like a Covent Garden street performer impersonating Boris Johnson, like Tory MP Michael Fabricant.
Despite looking as if he bought a "UK Prime Minister Costume" from the bargain bin at a year-round Halloween store, Fabricant has the qualifications to be an MP. Studied at Oxford? Check! Kept an apartheid-era South African flag on his mantelpiece? Check! Called a teenager a "complete twat" on Twitter? Check!