Danzig's "Mother" but it's about butter

From Sub-Radio, the band that brought you "Stacy's Dad" and pop-punk Super Mario comes "Mr. Darkside," the Sith synth anthem we've all been waiting for: READ THE REST

In addition to the ongoing hilarity of Elon Musk's attempts to stop people from making fun of him by turning the verification process into an unverifiable NFT that ended up costing brands billions of dollars in stock value through grassroots PR manipulations — it seems that Nü Twitter has also been censoring some articles that… READ THE REST

Howard Hallis celebrated the devilishly wonderful crossover of Disney and Goth culture with the now-classic "Haunted Bela" (2004), a mash-up of Bauhaus's "Bela Lugosi's Dead" with the spooky narration heard in Disneyland's Haunted Mansion dark ride. Listen above! Howard also created the enchanting artwork, titled "Goth Princesses." READ THE REST

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We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Everyone needs a reliable machine for work, pleasure, or whatever else they do on their computer (your business, not ours.) However, with the holidays around the corner, we know cash is tight, and… READ THE REST

We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. If you're one of the millions of people who didn't win a Powerball, let us be the first to send our condolences. If you're anything like the rest of us, there's… READ THE REST