At Genders.wtf, Effy Elden presents bizarre and hapless forms, presumptively corporate and governmental in origin, trying to collect personal data about gender and gender-adjacent things—a deluge of the persistent and pervasive confusion and inanity behind the "ah yes, the x genders" joke rubric.
Collection of confused gender-demanding forms
Dead Lobster: seafood chain sinking into bankruptcy
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Rust armorer gets 18 months in jail
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Pee in cup, get a fine: airline passenger couldn't wait
A 53-year-old traveler on an Air New Zealand flight to Sydney peed in a cup after the flight landed and was slow to deplane. Another passenger heard the telltale basso… READ THE REST
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Make your rockstar dreams a reality for only $15.97 with this Guitar Lessons Training Bundle
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