Joel Strasser made a World Record when he stuck 600 BBQ skewers into his beard. I must say I'm amazed by the amount of skewers this gentleman's beard is able to carry.
The mass of skewers is even bigger than his head. I hope he went out in public like this afterwards, without explaining himself to anyone. That in itself would be a great video.
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