File under hideous things we definitely do not need: The "Werther's Original Pocket Denim." These jeans have 30 tiny pockets all the way up and down the sides, which Werther's Original candy company states are "designed to fit a standard bag of Werther's Original hard caramels."
Introducing the Werther's Original Pocket Denim – jeans that feature not one tiny pocket for carrying Werther's, but 30 tiny pockets perfectly designed to fit a standard bag of Werther's Original hard caramels. In honor of National Caramel Month, Werther's Original is hosting an exclusive sweepstakes. . .
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You can't buy these "limited-edition" jeans, but 200 "lucky consumers" can win a pair.
If you love abominable things and want a chance at a pair of these jeans, hurry, you only have until midnight to enter the contest, over on the Werther's website. Good luck.
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