This video uncovers the curious history of the "Hot Pocket" and who claims to have "created" a microwaveable, pre-baked calzone.
The tin foil crisping box bullshit that you were supposed to nuke these babies in didn't so much as "crisp" anything as more dehydrate it like we are on Arrakis. I also remember them tasting strongly of the "pizza sauce" and not much else. I prefer the roof of my mouth intact and have not gone near anything like this in ages.