Winter is not yet over by a long shot, and these knitted goose gloves might put you in a right frame of mind for the rest of the cold season. They're inexpensive and you can find them all over (Etsy, Amazon) in white or black. Perfect for sadists, obviously, masochists have their own options.
🦆 Wear it and laugh heartily: This quirky goose shaped glove will make your winter fun! Say goodbye to dull winter gear and wear this fun knit glove – it features a unique 3D goose head design, paired with a bright orange beak and buttoned eyes, bringing you joy and laughter wherever you go! 100% handmade: Each pair of gloves is carefully crocheted by hand
For immediate goose-themed satisfaction, watch Cyriak's Honk, embedded below. A deeper and more rewarding anserine experience may be enjoyed in Untitled Goose Game.
Previously: Remember that time a goose broke Fabio's nose?