Grandpa Pudding Brains is hunting for vandals in his $14.7 million algae farm

Jason Weisberger 12:09 pm Mon Jun 22, 2026

Trump Hunts Vandals/Image: boing boing

Grandpa Pudding Brains ordered the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool painted "American flag blue," watched it turn fresh engine-coolant green, and is now hunting for vandals in his $14.7 million algae farm.

Since the Orange Menace declared the problems at the memorial were due to vandals, and not grift, arrests have been made, and a dead duckling has been found. Trump's toxic Epstein Memorial Algae Farm does not seem like it'll be ready for the Fourth of July.

Swimming Pool Steve seems to have identified the vandals.

Previously:
• New blue paint under Reflecting Pool already peeling
• As usual, Trump has now never heard of his close personal reflecting pool guy
• Grandpa Pudding Brains unveils 'our pool is bigger than skyscrapers' chart
• Trump's Reflecting Pool makeover meets instant graffiti backlash
• Pool expert explains Grandpa Pudding Brains' Lincoln Memorial Algae Farm

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