This "poop dog" firework is the only thing I'm interested in purchasing this year for the 4th. It says everything that needs to be said. It's also incredibly entertaining to watch.
Before this version existed, when I was a child, there was the classic black snake firework. You'd light a small pellet, and it would slowly grow into a long, twisting column of ash that looked like a snake crawling out of the ground. It was simple, cheap, and somehow fascinating to watch every time.
This version adds some immature humor into the mix, and I'm a big fan. I'll be heading to the store to find some poo-dogs asap. I like that these are affordable and won't make loud noises that will scare your pets (your pets probably feel honored when they see this).
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