As the mad Titan Thanos once said, "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be." And with the bootylicious butt cheeks on this Sexy Thanos 1/4 scale Resin Statue, you can… Read the rest of the article: You can bounce Infinity Stones off the ass of this Sexy Thanos resin statue

Machinet, an "AI assistant for developers," made this fun video using ChatGPT in place of a human COO at a company meeting. The results are … honestly pretty indistinguishable from… Read the rest of the article: Could ChatGPT replace the labor produced by corporate Chief Operating Officers?

C is for Crypto, that's good enough for me… From Variety: Sesame Workshop is introducing the first digital collectibles based on the iconic Sesame Street kids' brand. The first NFTs from the initiative… Read the rest of the article: Sesame Street launching new Cookie Monster NFT

In a Wall Street Journal op-ed titled "Who Killed Silicon Valley Bank?" Andy Kessler writes: Was there regulatory failure? Perhaps. SVB was regulated like a bank but looked more like… Read the rest of the article: Wall Street Journal ponders: did diversity cause the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank?

In March 1993, Image Comics published a radical new book called The Maxx from writer/artist Sam Kieth, co-written by William Messner-Loebs. This dark, psychedelic, psychological superhero dark fantasy was such… Read the rest of the article: The first issue of The Maxx came out 30 years this month

The furry green fry fella known as Uncle O'Grimacey was introduced into the fantastical world of McDonaldsland in 1975. McDonald's had introduced the limited-edition green Shamrock Shake only 8 years… Read the rest of the article: Did McDonald's change their Shamrock Shake mascot because of the IRA?

Surprise! The FBI has been involved in warrantless surveillance! But that's not particularly surprising; we've known that for a while now (even in some pundits like to pretend as if… Read the rest of the article: FBI admits to circumventing warrant laws by using capitalism instead

The Washington Post reports that White House and Pentagon officials have been scrambling to determine their official policies regarding armed conflicts in space. This panic comes in response to recent… Read the rest of the article: The Ukraine War is speeding up US Space Force plans to establish galactic armed conflict policies

There's a new op-ed in The New York Times from Noam Chomsky and two of his academic colleagues — Dr. Ian Roberts, a linguistics professor at University of Cambridge, and… Read the rest of the article: Noam Chomsky explains the difference between ChatGPT and "True Intelligence"

The BBC reports that the impending coronation of King Charles III will break from the established rituals of the British monarchy, altering the recipe of the sacred "chrism oil" —… Read the rest of the article: King Charles, breaking from tradition, will not be slathered with whale intestines and civet secretions

Brian Michael Bendis is one of the biggest names in comic books, having launched the original Ultimate Spider-Man run back in 2000, as well as revitalizing the Avengers franchise for… Read the rest of the article: Go behind the scenes of the disastrous Spider Man musical in Brian Michael Bendis's new comic

About a year ago, Dicky Barrett — then lead singer of the legendary ska band, the mighty mighty Bosstones — coproduced an anti-vax musical anthem with professional anti-vaxxer Robert Kennedy,… Read the rest of the article: New ska punk supergroup comprised of infamous anti-vaxxers sadly not called The Covidiots

From WCVB Channel 5: Northampton officials are giving a $20,000 grant to the Northampton Vibrance Committee to support the design and manufacture of four custom manhole covers. The grant is… Read the rest of the article: Northampton installing new Ninja Turtles sewers, thanks to extra COVID relief funds

I've been a fan of Dean Haspiel's illustrations since he worked on The Alcoholic with Jonathan Ames, though he's probably better known for his work on Billy Dogma and The… Read the rest of the article: Illustrator Dean Haspiel is Kickstarting a new dystopian sci-fi satire comic called COVID Cop

According to Connecticut Public Radio, the Hartford Police Department recently received a grant from the Department of Justice for resources that would reduce violent crime in the city. And the… Read the rest of the article: Hartford Police want to stop violent crime using Slack

"Whiskey Fungus" sounds like a great name for the absolute worst jam band I can imagine. But apparently it's a real thing that plagues the counties surrounding the Jack Daniels… Read the rest of the article: Whiskey fungus is a real-life Lovecraftian nightmare, only drunker

I've never actually read or watched anything relating to Game of Thrones myself, but I can still appreciate a good cover song when I hear it. And I'm pretty sure… Read the rest of the article: The Game of Thrones theme song performed entirely with dildos

Author, provocateur, and all-around wonderful human Chuck Tingle is back with another sizzling erotic tingler — this time, skewering the recent racist tirades of Dilbert creator Scott Adams. Here's the… Read the rest of the article: Chuck Tingle's latest story has Dilbert creator Scott Adams getting screwed by his own racism

Via NewScientist: Tiny sharpshooter insects produce so much urine that they catapult it out of their bodies in energy-efficient, high-speed droplets instead of streaming it out. These insects feed on… Read the rest of the article: Leafhopper bug pees 300 times its body weight every day through "anal catapult"

From CNN: Want to send your faraway lover a kiss? A Chinese contraption with warm, moving silicon "lips" appears to have just the answer. The device, advertised as a way… Read the rest of the article: Remotely smooch your loved ones with this creepy IoT Kissing Robot