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aviation Pilots analyze that near-miss at Chicago Midway airport (video) Gail Sherman

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sore sports "Bloody jerk!" Putin lashes out after Zelensky mocks him with a new T-shirt Carla Sinclair

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dogs Take your dog on a "sniff walk" Jennifer Sandlin

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politics MAGA Rep Jim Banks refuses to disavow armed rebellion Ellsworth Toohey

Funny Spoon-fed fish enjoys dinner Popkin

reddit Bamboo gone wild and neighbors from hell: Redditors share homeowning nightmares Mark Frauenfelder

gadgets Freewrite Alpha, writing gadget inspired by legendary Alphasmart, gets a good review Rob Beschizza

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electric vehicles Door ding results in total loss: a Fisker Ocean story Jason Weisberger

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hush money trials Donald Trump was "basically inert" as he "slumped" and "leaned" in court again today, says MSNBC (video) Carla Sinclair

capybara Pelicans will eat anything they can fit into their mouths Gail Sherman