Unelected U.S. President Musk retweeted to his 200 million followers that Hitler, Stalin and Mao didn't kill anyone — their naughty "public sector" workers did! The post literally said, "Stalin,… Read the rest of the article: It's not fair to blame Hitler for the Holocaust, when his minions could have said no, says President Musk

Tesla, run by red-pilled billionaire Elon Musk, just sent a cringe "pwease don't hurt us" letter to the administration over its mob boss style trade war. In an unsigned letter,… Read the rest of the article: Tesla begs Trump not to destroy company after Musk got him elected

A former IRS crypto investigator specializing in Bitcoin tracing techniques was trapped in a Nigerian prison for eight months, with Nigerian officials demanding billions in payments, reports Andy Greenberg in… Read the rest of the article: Former IRS crypto investigator shares his harrowing 8-month imprisonment in Nigeria

Russia is using cryptocurrencies to facilitate oil trades with China and India, helping Moscow dodge Western sanctions in its $192 billion oil trade, Reuters has revealed. The previously unreported practice… Read the rest of the article: Russia uses Bitcoin to dodge sanctions in oil trades with China and India

Nothing says "I believe in free expression" like falsely accusing protesters of crimes and unleashing an online mob. The world's richest man-child is having a meltdown because folks are exercising… Read the rest of the article: Billionaire baby can't handle people saying mean things about his cars

A 21-year-old Columbia University student has turned interview cheating into a lucrative business. Chungin "Roy" Lee's company, Interview Coder, helps software engineers use AI to ace technical interviews at companies… Read the rest of the article: Don't say "hmm" during a job interview — it's a sign you are cheating with AI

The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) recently announced the passing of Mark Klein, the AT&T whistleblower who exposed the NSA's mass surveillance program nearly two decades ago. Klein worked as a… Read the rest of the article: RIP Mark Klein. He exposed NSA's secret surveillance program in notorious Room 641A

Since 1882, Manhattan has been pumping hot steam through a 105-mile network of underground pipes to heat buildings. According to Jamie Rumbelow writing in Works in Progress: Steam functions like… Read the rest of the article: NYC's massive steam network vaporizes two Olympic pools of water per hour

In the battle between journalistic integrity and keeping Trump happy enough to leave Amazon alone, guess which one the world's second-richest man chose? In her essay for The New Yorker,… Read the rest of the article: Bezos breaks his favorite toy: Ruth Marcus bails after 40 years at The Washington Post

In this week's lesson in "Constitutional Rights: Just Kidding Edition," Columbia grad Mahmoud Khalil found out the hard way that his fancy "permanent" resident card should have come with an… Read the rest of the article: Secretary Rubio's exciting new game show: "Who wants to be deported?"

Congratulations, music industry – you've found a way to make people hate you even more than when you sued 12-year-olds for downloading Britney Spears songs. This time they're targeting the… Read the rest of the article: Record labels attempt to bankrupt Internet Archive over grandpa's dusty old 78s

British investment firm Aberdeen has finally conceded that dropping vowels from your name doesn't actually make you cool or "digitally-enabled." After four years of forcing people to stare confusedly at… Read the rest of the article: Investment firm discovers shocking new strategy: Spelling its name correctly

Convenience-store slushies — those neon-colored sugar bombs your precious offspring beg for when you drag them with you for gas-station sushi — contain enough glycerol to send your mini-humans into… Read the rest of the article: Blue tongue, blank stare: slushies are basically kiddie knockout drops

A high school relay race turned into an impromptu mixed martial arts event when one runner hit another runner on the back of her head with a baton. The weirdest… Read the rest of the article: High school runner just happened to hit opponent's head with baton (video)

Remember that murderous authoritarian who bragged about throwing suspects out of helicopters and encouraged police death squads to shoot first and never bother with questions? Turns out karma's a patient… Read the rest of the article: Looks like killing 6000 people might have consequences after all: Philippines dictator Duterte arrested

Meet Elliott Management, the hedge fund vultures who never met a beloved company they couldn't make worse. These are the same folks who bought and gutted Cabela's, destroying the small… Read the rest of the article: MAGA billionaire not content with being rich, must also ruin last airline that didn't charge for bags

Ocracoke is a tiny North Carolina island. The residents speak a dialect that blends Elizabethan English, Irish tones, Scottish accents, and pirate slang. Other Americans often can't understand it. The… Read the rest of the article: This tiny North Carolina island is last place in America where people talk like actual pirates (video)

When people are broke, powerless, or just mad that nobody's taking their YouTube channel about chemtrails seriously — they get spiteful. And that spite makes them believe conspiracy theories that… Read the rest of the article: Spite turns normal people into horse-paste-eating conspiracy addicts, says study

The world's richest toddler is fighting bureaucratic bloat by doubling his anti-bloat department. Elon Musk, who's currently watching his car company's stock perform its best impression of a Cybertruck sliding… Read the rest of the article: Elon says DOGE needs twice as many people to tell others they have too many people

A British backpacker spent 10 days in a U.S. immigration detention facility wearing an orange prison jumpsuit — all because she planned to walk a family's dog in exchange for… Read the rest of the article: British tourist discovers exciting new way to get jailed in hellworld America: walking a dog