Watch these soothing tours of barely-open malls

Dan Bell proves he's the Ken Burns of suburban decay with his beautifully shot and narrated Dead Mall Series. Read the rest

Behold the most excellent first official White House portrait of Melania Trump

I think it's amazing. It's more Scientology than Scientology. She looks like she's about to drop the first forty minutes of Mallwave, a genre of electronic music made of irony that's been aged in acrylic casks since 1987, ready to blast all the other waves into space to dance among the stars.

Update: of course it turns out Mallwave is not only already a thing but is already over.

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