This company claims to have developed a casemod for AK-47 rifles that transforms killing machines into killer digital jukeboxes. Scheduled for release this month at $500.00USD with 200+ audio books preloaded ($300 without), features include 20GB storage, re-programmable firmware that supports MP3 and WMA, 8 minute anti-shock protection, USB2, up to 10 hours playback with built-in rechargeable L-I battery and up to 18 hours with external battery box. From the product release, which I can only hope is not a hoax:
"The AK-MP3 Jukebox comes with 20GB storage capable to hold up to 9000 songs or 3000 hours of mp3 audio books. AK-MP3 player built into the body of the ammunition magazine of Kalashnikov automatic rifle.
Player could be used on its own or it could be attached to the Kalashnikov machinegun instead of the ordinary magazine. Stainless steel body makes this new player uniquely suitable for outdoors. 'This is our bit for World Peace,' jokes one of the partners behind ABFF, ex-rock-star Andrey Koltakov (BONIFACIY). 'Hopefully, from now on many Militants and Terrorists will use their AK47s to listen to music and audio books. They need to chill out and take it easy.'"
Sorry, Hot Chick not included. Link, Discuss, (Thanks, John Von!)
