Scram magazine's new advice columnist, Freaky Carl Franzoni

Kim Cooper says: "One of the most popular features we've run recently in Scram (a journal of unpopular culture) was John Trubee's interview with Carl Franzoni, the mail order penis pump salesman who dropped out to lead a troup of tripped out psychedelic dancers on the Sunset Strip. Carl & co. toured with the Byrds and Mothers of Invention, and that's Carl Zappa's singing about when he warns, on Freak Out"
 Carlfranzoni "Mister America walk on by your schools that do not teach
Mister America walk on by the minds that won't be reached
Mister America try to hide the emptiness that's you inside
When once you find the way you lied
And all the corny tricks you tried
Will not forestall the rising tide of HUNGRY FREAKS, DADDY!"

"Well, Carl Franzoni has agreed to be our new advice columnist! "Ask A Hungry Freak" is your chance to get real, freaky love or career advice, not from some dried up old dame or sarky homosexual, but from a red-blooded American freak who has spent four decades perfecting the art of living free." Link