Star Wars: Satan's Tool

"Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will 'beam' up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day!" Link. It's not old -- it's an evergreen meme. Background here. Yesiknowitsaspoof. (Thanks, Dr. Spanglestein!)

Reader comment: Boing Boing reader Russell Smith, who is pastor at Covenant-First Presbyterian church in Ohio, says:

Our church is coming at this from another angle -- the Gospel According to Star Wars. If you'd like to see the Christian Equal time for Star Wars, check out the article on the class, Or view the material yourself here.