David Goldenberg says: Every week, Gelf compares the critic movie blurbs printed in the friday Times with the actual articles they come from.
An example:
16 Years of Alcohol
Daily Star: "Trainspotting meets A Clockwork Orange!"
Actual line: "This glum, violent drama about a Scottish thug ruined by drink is written and pretentiously directed by Richard Jobson whose approach – Trainspotting meets A Clockwork Orange – is bad enough to drive you to drink in no time."