Rod Stewart's DIY fertility clinic

Rod's clinic: "Do Ya Think I'm Fertile?" An article in Sunday's Scotsman interviewed Rod Stewart's latest blonde companion about their at-home fertility clinic. Instead of providing a sperm sample in laboratory, Stewart and his pregnant fiancee, Penny Lancaster, took matters into their own hands.

"We were at home. We didn't do it at a hospital. We were at home privately … you know, intimately. And then I rushed down in the Ferrari with my handbag and the little vial next to it."

The sample is in cryogenic storage at a "preservation centre." Link (thanks, Dale and Xeni!)