The Hoohah Monologues

BoingBoing reader JDO says,
The Atlantic Theater in Atlantic Beach, FL changed their marquee for the "The Vagina Monologues" at the request of a woman who saw it as she drove by the theater with her niece. I prefer "The Snatch Monologues", "The Bearded Clam Monologues" or even "The Spasm Chasm Monologues", but my niece won't see the marquee so I guess my opinion doesn't count.
Link to blog post. More naming possibilities here.

A local television news station did a segment on this story, and CNN was running it this morning -- it's hilarious, "Daily Show"-grade surreality. Must watch: Link (embedded video in upper right hand corner)