Bald eagle gets fake beak

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32 Responses to “Bald eagle gets fake beak”

  1. robcat2075 says:

    In all fairness to the hunter, Mr. Cheney thought it was his hunting partner when he pulled the trigger, not a bald eagle.

    I’m sure the eagle will issue a profuse apology when he has fully recovered.

  2. Talia says:

    “Some critics question such an extraordinary effort to save one bird that is no longer on the endangered species list. ”

    I would guess compassion is a foreign concept to these people. Ugh.

  3. jjasper says:

    The procedure was first tested on a destitute duck, who, when questioned about the cost of the surgery on a common mallard replied “Put it on my bill”.

  4. dgbellak says:

    By JENNY EAGLE

    Eponysterical?

  5. Antinous says:

    Good call. Also good use of language.

  6. preakhan says:

    Truly awesome

  7. tim says:

    The rescue centre on Vancouver Island (should be http://www.northislandwildliferecoverycentre.org/ but it appears to be inaccessible now) in Errington also has a baldie with a shot-out beak. LIkewise they’ve been experimenting with prosthetics for several years. Guess there must be some underground ‘sport’ of debeaking them by firearm. How nice…

    It’s a tricky engineering problem since eagle have quite strong jaw muscles and the beak needs to be light, tough, non-toxic, attached properly, and to not interfere with ‘normal’ behaviour.

  8. Takuan says:

    must research that,I know there have been a number of cases globally, some with sophisticated materials. How is the local death fungus, BTW?

  9. Kibble says:

    I’ve read other comments about this story complaining that this was a misuse of resources, misplaced priorities and so on.

    Sometimes it’s just good to help a suffering creature. Sometimes a story like that can help to humanize everybody a little more.

    I read about the procedure to install the beak, and at one point the bird freaked out and tore off its restraints, and flapped up to a perch. Everybody just stayed calm, and waited, and then they gently coaxed the bird down until it came back down so they could finish the procedure. The bird was fully conscious the whole time; so it had to override its instincts and trust these people. Even after it had freaked out completely once.

    Just when you think Darth Cheney has finally enveloped the universe in the Dark Side, a story like this comes along.

  10. padster123 says:

    Wonder what the plan is in the long run? – do beaks grow, like fingernails? So – hopefully this plastic thing will fall off at the right moment. Or else the bird will pop in once in a while for running repairs?

  11. Takuan says:

    the eagle will spend the rest of its days in capitivty

  12. Glossolalia Black says:

    Poor thing, picking in the garbage. Couldn’t preen herself. Still trying to be alive. God, that just twists the knife.

    I’d say people suck, but people saved her, too.

  13. coastal says:

    #17 beat me to it, I have seen the Bald Eagle at the Recovery Center, a detailed article here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/2199005.stm

  14. artfreakydude says:

    is it just me or does that artificial beak look like a rubber toy glued on with epoxy than it does a serious attempt at reconstructional surgery? what’s up with the extra set of nostrils?

    at least its working…poor bird…

  15. ivan256 says:

    #12:

    They have to put that in there. If they cant’ even be bothered to try and make up an opposing view point, how can they be considered a balanced news outlet?

  16. Lobster says:

    Am I the first person to wonder who in the F*** would shoot at a bald eagle?

  17. Hach3 says:

    I’ve had a little experience caring for birds and the beaks regrow, rather like fingernails or claws… Hopefully this little guy will be able to grow his back. Hope so.

  18. Anonymous says:

    I think this story is great but did want to point out that beak restoration for eagles has been ongoing for sometime. The first restoration that I know of was conducted back in 2005 or 2006 on Vancouver Island where a Mr. Fred Leak of Turner Dental Labs, a local Dentist (Sorry, I do not know his name) as well as many others who dedicated countless hours to saving and pioneering this wonderful service to eagles who have been harmed by the immaturity of mankind.
    http://niwra.org/recovery.htm

    Admittedly the newer beak pictured here is more cosmetically appealing, but it was my understanding that Mr. Leak et al, did develop a beak very similar to the one pictured in the story I am replying to. They should get credit where credit is due….in academia, when one writes about another persons concept or theory, the cite them properly. The same should account for journalism of any sort.

  19. Jamie Sue says:

    “Some critics question such an extraordinary effort to save one bird that is no longer on the endangered species list. ”

    Why are we saving birds when we could be helping inner city children?

    Why are we having afterschool programs for inner city children when we could be stopping rape in Darfur?

    Why do we care about Darfur when we could be curing cancer?

    Sometimes, it’s just best not to prioritize “good works” and just DO them instead.

  20. mdhatter says:

    The symbolism is just too much. That bird should tour VA hospitals.

  21. Antinous says:

    I hope that she got to test her new prosthetic on the poacher’s liver.

  22. Lord Peter says:

    There is a much better discussion of the story here:
    http://www.usatoday.com/money/topstories/2008-06-06-1846263938_x.htm

  23. jimh says:

    An eagle barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology.

  24. mrfantasy says:

    A “thank you” on behalf of the thousands of people who now have a spiffy new user icon.

  25. Dr. Dave says:

    i will love him and pet him and name him “Tycho”.

  26. Gainclone says:

    Better than it was before. Better. Stronger. Faster.
    *bongos*
    (ng ng ng ng ng ng ng ng ng vom vom vom vom vom vom vom)

    Wow. What a title sequence.

  27. Beaky says:

    REEAMSIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBOY!!!!!!

    BEAKO!!!

  28. eustace says:

    Technology giveth, and technology taketh away. Blessed be the name of technology.

  29. Tenn says:

    Oh, so it is working!
    Splendid, praise the workers.

    Not only does technology taketh and then giveth, but humans too. The juxtaposition of the fucking bastard who shot her, to the loving folk who healed her shows the range of humanity’s temperaments… I mean, really. If you’re not going to eat the damn thing, don’t shoot it. I’m not against shooting birds, I like me some quail, but nobody eats eagle and that guy sure wasn’t going to.

  30. Takuan says:

    Eagles are shot to supply an underground market in eagle parts.

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