Funny Gummi Lighthouses

(via Joey deVilla)


  1. What’s the joke? Stop dicking us around and give us a firm answer. You might have thought you won this round, but I will lick you yet.

  2. I don’t really understand why there’s a great need for gummi lighthouses, but I guess it’s not surprising that the people making those aren’t the sort to go “hey…turn it sideways and it’s a penis!”

    Still, though…

  3. For similar reasons, I have an engraving of the Eddystone Lighthouse (one of the older ones, not the current one) above my bed.

  4. I think those lighthouses would be fabulous if only they were significantly taller! A seaman needs a tall lighthouse that can be seen for miles.

  5. Good grief my mind is in the gutter… my first thought was not a light house….
    Innocence of youth, where have you gone off to?!…

  6. MCRINGOSTARR @#7: Really? So you have a bag of Gummi Penisis(tm) for comparison? Why scrutinize so rigidly? Are you being a stand-up guy to point this out, or just cumming to a foreskin conclusion? If it’s true what you say, then the designer should be sacked.

  7. Those sure are some colourful off-colour gummies! Funny, a lot of things on Boing Boing seem to be off-colour today.

  8. Interesting- the lighthouse gummies look more like penises than the penis gummies… which makes them exponentially more disturbing/funny

  9. “I called walmart to tell them that these Gummi Lighthouses look like the private male area. And they acted like I was making it up! The way they treated me just wasn’t right.”

    tee hee

    Fucking hilarious. I apply occam’s razor to this one. What seems like a simpler explanation? That a candy company came up with “gummi LIGHTHOUSES(???!!)” as a concept, or that they went “quick, what should we put on the Gummi Dick packages to get ’em through customs??”

  10. When dining on Gummi Bears, I bite their heads off first, then their legs, and pop the torso in y mouth for afters. Am going to have to think about where to start on the “Lighthouse”.

  11. Why didn’t these exist when they made Hedwig and The Angry Inch? There’s even a gummi bear scene!

  12. I’m only slightly disappointed that I was expecting to get to see models of lighthouses made out of gummi candies and did not find them. This’ll do, however.

  13. I need to find out where I can purchase a few dozen of these.

    Now, when I suggest some jerk go “eat a bag of dicks”, I can follow up by smiling politely and offer them a delicious bag of colorful fruit confectionary!

  14. Phallic lighthouse gummi candies is about the most specialized product niche I have ever seen. I want to know what the distribution channel is for this product. How is it that someone can make money selling phallic lighthouse gummi candies but I still can’t find a decent looking watch that clips onto my belt loop?

  15. -Did you just say he’s hung like a lighthouse?

    -No, hung like a *gummi* lighthouse. And just as tasty!

  16. This would be funny, except that gummies are made from gelatin, and gelatin is made from pigs, cows, etc. < most people don't know that stands for gummi the bear.

  17. I’ll take the pork chop straight up then. Or in this case the pork…well…better not to think about that.

  18. I *love* gummi anything…

    ..and deeply regret that it’s hs ard to find VEGETARIAN gumminesss.

  19. Dear Mill Farm Candies,

    I bought a bag of your gummy penises the other day, and was shocked to discover that the penises resembled miniature lighthouses. Children should not be subjected to such shoddy representations of the human anatomy. What’s next, gummy anuses that look like peach rings?

    Yours truly,


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