Jackson, Mississippi Mayor Frank Melton says that even though the city council voted against an ordinance making it unlawful for people to wear saggy pants he still intends to issue an executive order enforcing the dress code. The city council voted 4-2 against the ordinance, saying it was unconstitutional.
"I certainly respect the Constitution," Melton said, "but we have some issues that are much bigger than the Constitution."
I'm not going to argue with him. Anyone smart enough to fold a handkerchief like that (see above pic) must know what he's talking about. Here are a few simpler ones you can try.
(Via The Agitator)