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Ukelele with mustache diagrams

Cory Doctorow at 12:32 am Sat, Jun 6, 2009

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Xylocopa's "The Complete Ukulele Guide to the Moustaches of the World" is a ukelele sporting diagrams showing the world's 25 major mustache groups.
The Ukulele Guide includes not only the standard moustache groups, but also exotic and endangered moustaches like the Shirley Temple and the LARP-stache. Recently cultivated strains of moustache such as the Octopus also feature prominently, and the headstock is graced with an inspiring moustache quote, sure to please any moustache fancier.

You may be asking yourself at this point you have survived without such a practical object, and what you can do to obtain one. If this is the case, please contact us.

The Complete Ukulele Guide to the Moustaches of the World (Thanks, Dan!)

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  • JIMWICh

    My list of mustache types:

    1. Wilford
    2. Mushschtache
    3. Snidely Whiplash
    4. Mustache I’d Like to Feel
    5. Philtrum T. Farnsworth
    6. Hairlip
    7. Teutul Chops
    8. Mein Furry
    9. Wal-Rus
    10. Foo Man Chew
    11. Phlegm Kadiddlehopper
    12. Booger T. Washington
    13. Meth Stash
    14. Hairy Pleasin’ ‘er
    15. Nerkin
    16. Schnozzy ‘n Hairy It
    17. The Lipyard
    18. The Nose Lock Monster
    19. Whiskerin’ Wry
    20. Swiffer (Baby Come Back)
    21. Lipitor
    22. The Purty Sanchez
    23. Fuzz Duster
    24. Whisker Du
    25. Ma’am Wow!

  • godisafiction

    We saw this guy at Maker Faire. He has lots of cool laser cut wood stuff.

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  • theundreaming

    So what is John Hodgman getting for Christmas?

  • TroofSeeker

    Moustache: check. Now can I get hairstyle advice from this harpsichord?
    DRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!
    Mohawk.
    DRRRRRRRRRRRRRONG!
    Dreadlocks.
    DRRRRRRRRRRRRRANG!
    Flat top.
    DRRRRRRRRRRRRROING!
    Mullet.
    Mullet?! I give up.

  • Anonymous

    This product is a boingboing homing missile.