Ukelele with mustache diagrams

Xylocopa's "The Complete Ukulele Guide to the Moustaches of the World" is a ukelele sporting diagrams showing the world's 25 major mustache groups.
The Ukulele Guide includes not only the standard moustache groups, but also exotic and endangered moustaches like the Shirley Temple and the LARP-stache. Recently cultivated strains of moustache such as the Octopus also feature prominently, and the headstock is graced with an inspiring moustache quote, sure to please any moustache fancier.

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The Complete Ukulele Guide to the Moustaches of the World (Thanks, Dan!)


  1. My list of mustache types:

    1. Wilford
    2. Mushschtache
    3. Snidely Whiplash
    4. Mustache I’d Like to Feel
    5. Philtrum T. Farnsworth
    6. Hairlip
    7. Teutul Chops
    8. Mein Furry
    9. Wal-Rus
    10. Foo Man Chew
    11. Phlegm Kadiddlehopper
    12. Booger T. Washington
    13. Meth Stash
    14. Hairy Pleasin’ ‘er
    15. Nerkin
    16. Schnozzy ‘n Hairy It
    17. The Lipyard
    18. The Nose Lock Monster
    19. Whiskerin’ Wry
    20. Swiffer (Baby Come Back)
    21. Lipitor
    22. The Purty Sanchez
    23. Fuzz Duster
    24. Whisker Du
    25. Ma’am Wow!

  2. @2, I’ve been waiting for the economic/biz school study at what point in the business cycle the corrupting influence of BoingBoing on product development started to exceed the corrupting influence of V.C.

  3. Moustache: check. Now can I get hairstyle advice from this harpsichord?
    Flat top.
    Mullet?! I give up.

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