Naked burglar caught on video

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26 Responses to “Naked burglar caught on video”

  1. Anonymous says:

    Hmm…Down-on-his-luck drag queen? So desperate for some new feminine duds that he broke into a couple appartments to find some?

    No matter how you cut it, this crime gets a big “EEEEWWWWWW!!!!!11!!!”

  2. mdh says:

    EVERYONE remembers when they see a naked person.

    but do you remember their face?

  3. nanuq says:

    You have to wonder why he bothers to steal anything. He seems content with the bare necessities of life.

  4. Antinous / Moderator says:

    The more important story is that the world would have ended if they hadn’t blurred his ass for television.

  5. Rezpect says:

    If he didn’t want to be noticed, I actually think getting naked was the wrong move. EVERYONE remembers when they see a naked person. If he’d been dressed in average clothes probably no one would have paid him a second thought.

  6. Anonymous says:

    If it wasn’t for the “pawing through 14-year-old girls underwear” side of things, I would just have assumed he was here to kill Sarah Connor. Unless, that’s the girl’s name in which case… time to boycott AI research

  7. dbarak says:

    Pros: No fiber evidence.

    Cons: Plenty of hair evidence.

  8. bolamig says:

    This is the best thing I’ve read on boingboing this week. So elemental, caveman, and hunter-gatherer. In some strange way it restores my faith in the creativity of humanity. Yeah, I need to get some sleep, but thank you naked panty hunter guy for making my day.

  9. Anonymous says:

    GASP! He’s a time traveler.

  10. Anonymous says:

    I don’t think he’s a thief of physical need in as much as it’s psychological.

    Unrelated: He seems fit.

  11. Deidzoeb says:

    If he wasn’t a fetishist burglar, there’s a kind of odd logic to it. Ideally a burgler doesn’t want to be seen at all. So if he met his goal, no one would have seen that he was naked, because they wouldn’t have seen him at all.

    What’s the perfect uniform to help ninjas blend in to any surroundings?
    Their birthday suits.
    Have you ever seen a naked ninja?
    Works pretty good, doesn’t it?

    Fetishist just give upstanding naked burglars and ninjas a bad image.

  12. Keir says:

    by the sound of it this is more fucked up than the term ‘burglary’ normally suggests.

  13. Anonymous says:

    So has anyone been asked for a description? If so…what did they describe?

  14. Lester says:

    It’s “Abington” (inexplicably rated by Forbes as a top place to live) and it is right down the street from my home. Hooray.

  15. Anonymous says:

    “I forgot our Safe word, Bob.”

  16. rathat says:

    Its not Albington, it’s Abington, I live near there, but I also checked if there was an albington, but there wasn’t it happend here.
    fun fact: matthew fox (Jack from Lost)is from there.

  17. TJ S says:

    $100 says he was doing it for the “lulz”.

  18. Avram / Moderator says:

    “Could you describe the perpetrator?”
    “Well, I didn’t really notice his face….”

  19. Anonymous says:

    creepy. really creepy.

  20. Phikus says:

    Maybe he just wanted to really exemplify being a dick. Was he voting for a certain intolerant political party at the same time?

  21. dbarak says:

    If he had a freckle on his pecker, it was Bill Clinton.

  22. dbarak says:

    @ #14 posted by Phikus

    It was his evil twin… ; )

  23. Phikus says:

    Dbarak@~16: You mean the guy who keeps staining his reputation?

    (Enjoy that flashback to 90′s Late Nite? Have a cigar…)

  24. dbarak says:

    @ Dbarak@~16 Top notch reply! ; )

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