Cocaine-stuffed chicken smuggled into US by Guatemalan man

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22 Responses to “Cocaine-stuffed chicken smuggled into US by Guatemalan man”

  1. Anonymous says:

    I tried this stuffing recipe with turkey one Thanksgiving, the post-meal discussions were very lively, although it seemed everyone was pontificating and not really listening to each other (but at least nobody fell asleep in front of the TV.)

  2. Anonymous says:

    Im so BUMMED! I totally thought of Chicken Cordon Blow when I read that! Agh Lobster beat me to it!

  3. Xeni Jardin says:

    @Tim, they sure do. And you always wondered what made Pollo Campero so.. addictive… so intoxicating…

  4. Torley says:

    I just had a frightening vision of alter-Colonel Sanders. Sort of like the one from the Moby video with the poultry pimp.

  5. Daemon says:

    And we’re one step closer to the “drugs smuggled in infant’s corpse” urban legend coming true.

  6. Cowicide says:

    Hahaha… I was going to suggest this article to Boing Boing this morning and then I thought.. nah… they wouldn’t post it. hee

  7. Anonymous says:

    Customs is very careful about meat, so this guy had more hope than sense to even try.

  8. Cowicide says:

    I’m pretty sure cocaine is a secret ingredient within McDonald’s chicken nuggets. Correct me if I’m wrong.

  9. hobomike says:

    Idiot. Should have baked it into a cake or shoved it up his ass. You’re pretty much not allowed to bring meat of any kind into the country.

  10. SkullHyphy says:

    What’s next? Drug mules?

  11. Anonymous says:

    I wonder what I could fit in a happy meal?

  12. Gap Year says:

    Colonel Sanders special recipe. Revealed. No wonder KFC is so darned expensive.

  13. nutbastard says:

    60g @ street price on a per-gram basis is only ~$2400, or about $1700 wholesale.

    gotta love/hate the price inflation the DEA uses. it’s not 1985, morons.

    • phisrow says:

      It’s called “push-up bra accounting” because it exaggerates the size of the bust….

      • querent says:

        “it exaggerates the size of the bust….”

        lol.

        even breaking it down to per gram is likely an inflation, though within the realm of the possible.

        never dealt with coke, but if somebody got busted with 60 “eighth’s” of weed (almost half a pound), and it was claimed that they would get eighth prices on all of it, I’d be incredulous.

  14. Anonymous says:

    Coke Au Vin

  15. Tim says:

    It is pretty common for flights from Guatemala to be filled with the smells of Pollo Campero (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pollo_Campero) that people are bringing home or as a gift.

  16. Davidmear says:

    I like the URL:

    Cocaine stuffed chic.

  17. Patrick Dodds says:

    Good photo.

  18. Lobster says:

    Chicken Cordon Blow?

  19. Modusoperandi says:

    But how did it taste?

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