Chocolate guns and ammo

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29 Responses to “Chocolate guns and ammo”

  1. Jyoti says:

    Here in Australia, we’ve had lolly bullets for a long time. They’re chocolate-covered licorice. Not shaped like actual bullets, but named that nonetheless…

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      They’re chocolate-covered licorice.

      And I thought that venomous jellyfish, spiders and giant crocs were the scariest things down under.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I can finally shove a gun in my mouth without anyone calling the cops. SWEET.

  3. MelSkunk says:

    I’ve seen chocolate guns before in local chocolate shops, though I don;t remember seeing bullets and, well, these are nicer by far.. more expensive though too.

  4. japroach says:

    “Several years ago we started a company called [sic]”

    wut?

  5. jasonkoller says:

    I want chocolate LEGO bricks

  6. glory bee says:

    Still think guns are sick

  7. glory bee says:

    I still think that the fact that children accept guns as a normal thing , toy guns that is, is part of the ‘sicker’ side of our modern social mores. And being chocolate? Still sick.

  8. Anonymous says:

    now i can shoot my bunny then eat him

  9. jaytkay says:

    For the future Darwin Award winner in your family!

  10. Freddie Freelance says:

    “It brings new meaning to Bite The Bullet!”

  11. Cowicorn says:

    You’d have to eat the pistol barrel-first.

  12. matari says:

    when eating a chocolate bunny, i would pause for a second as to which end i would devour first. not sure on which end i would choose to start with on a chocolate gun nor if i would even be inclined to engage in such an endeavor ^_^

  13. Anonymous says:

    “I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he’s so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.”
    -Jack Handey

  14. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Milk chocolate? Is this being marketed to kindergartners?

  15. Anonymous says:

    It isn’t even made with real chocolate.
    “Superb hand-crafted detail and made from almost a full pound of Sephra’s famous Melano Milk Chocolate Coating”
    Milk Chocolate Coating? Yech. I guess it would be too melty otherwise. Or am I wrong?

  16. erzatsen says:

    zomfg!
    i had a dream several years ago about a chocolate gun. i subsequently made one (wax paper lining in a cardboard form. lots of manual carving and detailing), as well as a heart-shaped Valentine box for it, and presented it to my Lady Friend.

    the pictures are not for you.

    but here are some pictures of kids with chocolate guns:
    http://www.yvonneleeschultz.com/work/schoko-kids-2sweet2kill-show-me-yr-gun-2/

  17. Anonymous says:

    reminds me of a gag on south park, didnt think they really existed though:

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153005/?tag=Chocolate+Gun

  18. mdh says:

    what, no ironic nut-chews?

  19. angusm says:

    I’m looking forward to the first story about a bank robber robbing a bank with a chocolate pistol and then disposing of the weapon before the cops catch up with him.

  20. Anonymous says:

    I love the idea of chocolate guns… although here in England we would probably get arrested just for carrying one! I bought some chocolate high heeled shoes for my wife on her birthday… these went down very well.

    http://chocolate-by-design.co.uk/index.html

    It kinda makes you wonder what people won’t make out of chocolate?

    Chris

  21. Anonymous says:

    At last, something to give my mother-in-law.

  22. Anonymous says:

    “So what happened?”

    “Ehh, he ate his gun.”

  23. Jonathan Badger says:

    “I’ll give you my gun when you take it from my warm, melted chocolate-covered hands”

  24. IamInnocent says:

    Maybe it’s NRA’s answer to the problem of gun owners eating their own piece?

  25. Felton says:

    No chocolate-covered cherry bombs?

  26. MrJM says:

    When chocolate guns are outlawed,
    only outlaws will eat chocolate guns.

    – MrJM

  27. Anonymous says:

    I know what your thinking, punk. Did he eat 5 bullets or six? Well seeing as these are 85% cocoa nugget filled hollow shells, you have to ask yourself, “Do I feel hungry?” Well, do you, punk?

    Eat lea… Chocolate!

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