Chocolate guns and ammo


29 Responses to “Chocolate guns and ammo”

  1. Jyoti says:

    Here in Australia, we’ve had lolly bullets for a long time. They’re chocolate-covered licorice. Not shaped like actual bullets, but named that nonetheless…

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      They’re chocolate-covered licorice.

      And I thought that venomous jellyfish, spiders and giant crocs were the scariest things down under.

  2. Anonymous says:

    I can finally shove a gun in my mouth without anyone calling the cops. SWEET.

  3. MelSkunk says:

    I’ve seen chocolate guns before in local chocolate shops, though I don;t remember seeing bullets and, well, these are nicer by far.. more expensive though too.

  4. japroach says:

    “Several years ago we started a company called [sic]”


  5. jasonkoller says:

    I want chocolate LEGO bricks

  6. glory bee says:

    Still think guns are sick

  7. glory bee says:

    I still think that the fact that children accept guns as a normal thing , toy guns that is, is part of the ‘sicker’ side of our modern social mores. And being chocolate? Still sick.

  8. Anonymous says:

    now i can shoot my bunny then eat him

  9. jaytkay says:

    For the future Darwin Award winner in your family!

  10. Freddie Freelance says:

    “It brings new meaning to Bite The Bullet!”

  11. Cowicorn says:

    You’d have to eat the pistol barrel-first.

  12. matari says:

    when eating a chocolate bunny, i would pause for a second as to which end i would devour first. not sure on which end i would choose to start with on a chocolate gun nor if i would even be inclined to engage in such an endeavor ^_^

  13. Anonymous says:

    “I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And since he’s so busy, you’d probably have to run up to him and hand it to him.”
    -Jack Handey

  14. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Milk chocolate? Is this being marketed to kindergartners?

  15. Anonymous says:

    It isn’t even made with real chocolate.
    “Superb hand-crafted detail and made from almost a full pound of Sephra’s famous Melano Milk Chocolate Coating”
    Milk Chocolate Coating? Yech. I guess it would be too melty otherwise. Or am I wrong?

  16. erzatsen says:

    i had a dream several years ago about a chocolate gun. i subsequently made one (wax paper lining in a cardboard form. lots of manual carving and detailing), as well as a heart-shaped Valentine box for it, and presented it to my Lady Friend.

    the pictures are not for you.

    but here are some pictures of kids with chocolate guns:

  17. Anonymous says:

    reminds me of a gag on south park, didnt think they really existed though:

  18. mdh says:

    what, no ironic nut-chews?

  19. angusm says:

    I’m looking forward to the first story about a bank robber robbing a bank with a chocolate pistol and then disposing of the weapon before the cops catch up with him.

  20. Anonymous says:

    I love the idea of chocolate guns… although here in England we would probably get arrested just for carrying one! I bought some chocolate high heeled shoes for my wife on her birthday… these went down very well.

    It kinda makes you wonder what people won’t make out of chocolate?


  21. Anonymous says:

    At last, something to give my mother-in-law.

  22. Anonymous says:

    “So what happened?”

    “Ehh, he ate his gun.”

  23. Jonathan Badger says:

    “I’ll give you my gun when you take it from my warm, melted chocolate-covered hands”

  24. IamInnocent says:

    Maybe it’s NRA’s answer to the problem of gun owners eating their own piece?

  25. Felton says:

    No chocolate-covered cherry bombs?

  26. MrJM says:

    When chocolate guns are outlawed,
    only outlaws will eat chocolate guns.

    – MrJM

  27. Anonymous says:

    I know what your thinking, punk. Did he eat 5 bullets or six? Well seeing as these are 85% cocoa nugget filled hollow shells, you have to ask yourself, “Do I feel hungry?” Well, do you, punk?

    Eat lea… Chocolate!

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