Curious chimps of the Congo


9 Responses to “Curious chimps of the Congo”

  1. abe lugo says:

    Are these not the same type of Chimps that will rip your arms or genitals off in a slight fit of rage. Cute, smart and have that R@tard strength, like mini super villians!

  2. Anonymous says:

    This must be what the view was like from inside the monolith.

    • adamnvillani says:

      Once on a camping trip I met Daniel Richter, who played “Moonwatcher” the lead proto-human in 2001. He said that the Monolith was made of plywood.

  3. Blue says:

    >When these unhabituated chimps run into one of the few people in their habitat, they don’t run like hell.

    Extinct in 5 … 4 … 3 …

  4. starfish and coffee says:

    does anyone else feel that “apes who have never met humans before” really reads as chimps who have never met *white* people before? surely local Congolese must have interacted with these chimps already?

    are we back in the 19th century where places were “discovered” as soon as Europeans came even though natives already lived there?

  5. Anonymous says:

    Looks like we have a monkey for the live-action Curious George movie.

  6. toxonix says:

    doc: I got some bad news. you are the first person to contract HIV.
    patient: That sucks. Whats that?
    doc: Its a disease you might get from eating chimps.
    patient: Well I haven’t been doing THAT.
    doc: Well there’s only one other way you could get it.
    patient: Oh?
    doc: Copulating with chimps.
    patient: OH I was eating them. Definitely eating them.

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