Warren Ellis alarm clock

Wednesday's Dork Tower comic contemplated the possibility of a Warren Ellis alarm clock. I'd buy one, or at least download one for my Android phone!

DORK TOWER, Wednesday, February 17, 2010 (via Forbidden Planet)

Previously:

I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.

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PixelFish

If I had one, it could do battle with my Stephen Fry Jeeves alarm clock.
Anonymous

I want a Terry Moore “Strangers In Paradise” one. The one where Katchoo shoots the damn thing! I want I huge supply of alarm clocks and a shooting range in the direction of my bedside table.
bazzargh

The other problem with an InternetJeebus alarm clock is that he only starts making ‘wake up’ noises about noon.