Juggalo News, from the Insane Clown Posse dimension

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33 Responses to “Juggalo News, from the Insane Clown Posse dimension”

  1. Halloween Jack says:

    I would watch this motherfucking shit every night, and if Murderbitch got her own show, Rachel Maddow had best step the fuck up, ninja.

  2. Day Vexx says:

    All sorts of WIN poppin’ off in this bitch.

  3. Sicko The Psychopath says:

    aahhh!

  4. Ted8305 says:

    The proud new home of Glenn Beck. He’s up next! (so much win)

    Oh BTW, I believe the anchor’s name is Thugnutz with a Z.

  5. Spencer Cross says:

    Looks like Krunt, the guy who’s picture and quote they cut to during the Obama discussion, found out about it and made a video response. The ICNN video creator Scott Gairdner posted it on his site:

    http://scottgairdner.com/2010/02/24/oh-no-its-krunt/

    100%. Comedy. Gold.

  6. rewhu says:

    “Gangsta dopeness level: elevated”

    I lost it. I’ve never heard of Juggalos before. Thank you Boing Boing for constantly entertaining and educating me.

  7. MelSkunk says:

    Forget the news, I’d watch Shit’s Fucked Up Hospital. That’s the sort of soap I’m muthafugging talking about…

  8. greytone says:

    Pretty amusing. I just wish it had been GWAR’s idea.

  9. JonStewartMill says:

    Anon @ #8,

    Those are great. I especially liked “Reverend Unseemly Dogposture”.

  10. querent says:

    “Shit’s Fucked up Hospital” made me literally laugh out loud. Pure awesomeness.

    Old school comedy; people who are clearly not gangsta acting gansta with a straight face.

  11. Anonymous says:

    juggalo fans are what happens when a watered down version of goth meets the only walmart town.

  12. EH says:

    That last one is derived from The Simpsons episode “Homer to the Max” (don’t worry, I didn’t have the title memorized). Regardless and possibly predictably, Simpsons did it.

    “Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q. Einstein, and Handsome B. Wonderful”

    • Chocolatey Shatner says:

      Max Power
      He’s the man whose name you’d love to touch
      But you musn’t touch!
      His name sounds good in your ear
      But when you say it, you mustn’t fear
      Because his name can be said by anyone….

      And sadly, I did have that memorized…

      PS by the way, does anyone know of an ICP name generator? My current nom de boing is my Wu Tang Name, but now I’m kinda feeling the need for something a little more Dark Carnival thugg style…

  13. FuriousGeorge47 says:

    That was absolutely fantastic. No knowledge of Juggalo culture necessary for this to be eye-wipingly hilarious.

  14. Hagrid says:

    Love the crawl at the bottom of the screen… “Tiger Woods apologizes for gettin’ mad pussy!” LOL!

  15. wondergrrl says:

    fake!

    No, but seriously, it’s about time someone addressed the Faygo shortage! What does Obama expect me to kick, FANTA???

    • IronEdithKidd says:

      For a modest fee plus shipping and handling I can fulfill all your Faygo needs as I am positioned strategically near the source.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Oh I freakin LOVE this!! More pleeez!

  17. Anonymous says:

    If you like comedy based on normally staid characters delivering vernacular speech check out the Youtube videos of Armstrong and Miller RAF sketches.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Worth it just for the Glenn Beck joke. This is funning on juggalo “culture” but it’s still a hoot.

  19. coaxial says:

    Cave-in-Rock! Southern Illinois represent!

  20. Anonymous says:

    I think “Shit’s Fucked Up Hospital” will be playing on Adult Swim soon.

  21. Anonymous says:

    Juggalo’s make me long for the comparatively deep and introspective lyrical stylings of Kid Rock.

    As a Michigan resident, I apologize to humanity for unleashing Juggalos on the world. (Faygo rules though.)

  22. DukeThomson says:

    And is that the Diablo font on the news ticker? If so, AWESOME

  23. Anonymous says:

    It’s true.. ICP fans are the faygo guzzling, fly off the handle, super fans that everyone loves to hate.

    I’ve actually been pondering them for a day or so now because I met a girl that by most counts has decent taste in music, but is a fan of ICP (not a juggalo sp?). I’ve always despised them, but I’m just avoiding the subject because she’s sexy and although I don’t front.. I also don’t feel much like bashing anything before the third or so date. Can normal people like ICP, and is there such thing as a casual ICP fan or am I in for a terrifying surprise?

  24. Anonymous says:

    “Unexpectedly”? They’re clowns. ICP is a joke. Of course it’s supposed to be funny. They’re like organized Joker fans, except more goth. Which should make them more cool, shouldn’t it?

    Why does everybody hate these people? They’re hilarious.

    • KanedaJones says:

      “They’re like organized Joker fans, except more goth”

      uhm ya the movie joker was pathetically goth enough and as for their fans I take stickers and place them over the “why so serious?” portion of the poster. the stickers say “they got meds for that”

      what anarchy and scars had to do with the joker I’ll never understand.

      the thing about this vid is its the old boring humor staple of “look person A is doing stuff only person B would do”

      and even though its a dig at the icp violent J would have done it with them anyways. its more nasty without there permission of course..

      like this one better..

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4pEpYrMfYw

  25. Steve (UK) says:

    Nice.
    Those “Juggalos to form portmanteaux using cuss-words”

    put me in mind of the funny character names from classic BBC Radio Comedy “Round the Horne” (ran 1965-68).

    There’s a list of character names here:
    http://www.transdiffusion.org/rmc/comedy/horne-names.php

    some examples:
    * Ebeneezer Cuckpowder
    * Sir Redvers Cornposture
    * Mssrs Cattermole, Mousehabit, Neepthye and Trusspot, Solicitors
    * Reverend Unseemly Dogposture
    * The Very Reverend Ignatius Dangle
    * Ludmilla Dogtrouser, the singing nun
    * Lady Devere Stoatsfumbling
    * Ransden Gnomefumbler
    * Pixie Hotmuffin
    * Horseposture and Loombucket, Publishers
    * Lady Kneetrembler

    from more innocent times…

  26. IamInnocent says:

    In a world where only insanity makes sense, more and more. Thanks Cory, much needed. :)

  27. Inventorjack says:

    It was good and funny throughout, but I about died laughing at that last bit about Glenn Beck!

  28. Anonymous says:

    I am amazingly impressed with this piece based on my knowledge of juggalo culture and the video posted on here about the huge juggalo convention/ concert thingy that was posted on this site around a year ago.
    Shits Fucked Up Hospital had my in tears.
    Did not expect something this witty and well done from these kids, bravo and golf claps.

  29. Snakebite says:

    This is AWESOME! I’d pay good money for this cable channel.

    MurderBitch, I love you!

  30. ill lich says:

    The guy doesn’t seem to be an actual “juggalo” which is probably why it’s so funny– he’s mocking them to a certain degree. Plus if actual juggalos had made their own fake newscast I suspect it would have no mention of national politics, but instead be about “who was wack” in the juggalo community, or something equally inane.

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