Ten Alternate Names for the New Sarah Palin Reality Show, from Boing Boing readers

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  1. johnwasik says:

    Either “Beyond the Palin”
    or “Palin drome”

  2. anymouse says:

    Sarah Palin’s Alternate Reality Show

  3. Outtacontext says:

    Good on johnwasik. I’d make a small change: Palin drone or Palin droll. ;-)

  4. Teller says:

    The Last Frontier: A Palinoscopy

  5. kridje says:

    Educating Sarah
    Sarah is enrolled in 3rd grade in a typical American elementary school. At the end of each episode she must compete in an academic challenge against her classmates. For every question she gets right she gets to kick a puppy. Don’t worry, no puppies will be harmed in the filming of this show.

  6. Anonymous says:

    Snow Machines and Beauty Queens

  7. anymouse says:

    Wolves vs. The Killa from Wasilla

  8. Ubernostrom says:

    Being an Alaskan, I am totally and wholly ashamed and what a banal, money grubbing attention whore our former governor has become. She is an absolute disgrace, and gives Alaskans everywhere a bad name.

    • stuiethegod says:

      I feel ya there, I grew up in Ak, but have moved out of state for college. I really miss back when stupid people though we all lived in igloos with the polar bears, now all that anyone asks me about is Palin. I tell ‘em “She’s from the Valley; that’s god’s country,” and leave it at that.

  9. Felton says:

    Bridge to the Next Commercial.

  10. unit1421 says:

    white trash avalanche bait + 8?

  11. General Specific says:

    I so wish they’d called it The Bewilderness. Nice one, @james_atomic!

  12. Moondoggie says:

    The Smother Your Brothers Comedy Hour.

    ‘Nnyahhhh……you started it!”

  13. BookGuy says:

    Interestingly, the run of the show will be slightly longer than the time she actually spent as governor.

  14. Sean Eric FAgan says:

    And there you go. I find this so offensive that they’ve ensured I give up the only show on their family of channels I watched — Mythbusters.

  15. hadlock says:

    Nobody else read this as “Ten Names for the New Sarah Palin Alternate Reality Show”… Nobody?

  16. Anonymous says:

    Moose$hit!
    Sarah’s Vanishing Wilderness
    Altered State Of Palin
    She’s Addicted To Fame
    Polar Bear Apocalypse
    Chillin’ & Drillin’ with Sarah Palin
    The Blame Game

  17. Tony Moore says:

    judging from the rest of the channel’s lineup, TLC now stands for This Lady’s Crazy.

  18. Anonymous says:

    How about: The Palinpark Boys

    Sarah and Bubbles could get arrested for stealing shopping carts…

  19. Anonymous says:

    i just reckon it should be “Sarah Palin’s Alasska.”

  20. Faustus says:

    Beauty and the Geek…

    Sorry, this one has nothing to do with Sarah Palin, I made a mistake.

  21. laughingtiger says:

    “The Moose Whisperer”

    “Governorship Down”

    “Crabatar”

  22. Anonymous says:

    I’m not a Palin fan, but are we really surprised by this? This doesn’t seem to be TLC’s first reality show, just the one with the most politically divisive host(?). I really don’t think adding Palin makes the whole concept any stupider.

  23. dimmer says:

    Pete Milligan titled book 5 of “Bad Company” “The Bewilderness” — in which our tough leader dude (Kano) has pretty much lost it, and when the locals kill his (imaginary?) fairy companion, well, it’s just a shit fest

    It’s a great title though, and using it for Sarah is so appros.

  24. bombertherigpig says:

    DoJuneau Sarah? (Do You Know Sarah) for you slower folks.

  25. forgeweld says:

    Death to Moose and Squirrel!

  26. Antinous / Moderator says:

    In before, “You liberals are supposed to be tolerant.”

  27. Daemon says:

    Can the personal assistant be Anne Coulter? I know far too many people who’d pay to see that.

    Far, far too many.

  28. Anonymous says:

    I got one..

    Palin In the A$$

  29. Anonymous says:

    The Dukes of Wasilla

  30. Anonymous says:

    “Married with Children”
    oh, wait – that’s been used…
    how ’bout “Caribou Barbie’s Big Adventure” ?

  31. CCSurfer says:

    And before, “You moderators are supposed to be impartial and balanced.”

    • JonStewartMill says:

      Wait, Sarah Palin is getting a reality show?! Man, it’s gonna be more painful to watch than the Anna Nicole Smith trainwreck. I’m relieved though; after this even the lunatic fringe won’t consider her fit to be President. Well, most of them won’t.

      • Felton says:

        Wait, Sarah Palin is getting a reality show?!

        Well, probably more of a disconnected-from-reality show.

      • Antinous / Moderator says:

        Man, it’s gonna be more painful to watch than the Anna Nicole Smith trainwreck.

        If they give Ms. Palin a lesbian personal assistant who’s in love with her, the show might be a hit.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      That’s funny.

    • highlyverbal says:

      I only think moderators need to be impartial and balanced WHEN MODERATING. When contributing, they can author whatever content they choose.

      • CCSurfer says:

        I agree, but perhaps, when contributing, their moniker should not advertise them as being a “Moderator.”

        The title carries a responsibility very different than that of a typical ‘blog respondent.

        • Anonymous says:

          Isn’t it better for the system to be upfront about what powers they have, even when they’re not using them?

        • Anonymous says:

          I think people who are moderators are there to get spam and rude stuff off.. not sanitise their comments to suit SOME individuals..
          I also thought the comment from someone about Liberals should be tolerant silly…Tolerant does not mean sanitised either… In my weird (from Australia) view I find Sarah P entertaining. I wouldn’t vote for her, but she IS entertaining. Let her enjoy the money noterioty and the jokes. She seems like she is not easily offended. And if it makes money AND gets Alaska more tourist.. Good job!

      • CCSurfer says:

        I agree, but perhaps, when contributing, their moniker should not advertise them as being a “Moderator.”

        The title carries a responsibility very different than that of a typical ‘blog respondent.

        • highlyverbal says:

          No the title does have value even when they are acting as mere contributors. Have you really thought this through carefully?

          The reason you need some tag for the official staff is because trolls will be making handles like “corry” and “antinnous” and trying to spoof the system.

  32. Anonymous says:

    “Are You Smarter than an Alaskan Governor?”

  33. Notary Sojac says:

    Naah, by all means, add more. I think Palin would enjoy a few of these.

    She does seem to relish her enemies every bit as much as she does her supporters….

  34. randomcat says:

    “The Bewilderness,” got a hearty laugh out of me.

  35. Eric Ragle says:

    My suggestion for the new show:

    “Show freedom new Alaska, Ta-Da!”

  36. schmod says:

    Don’t you think she looks tired?

  37. arikol says:

    some pretty good ideas there. Good thing that I wasn’t drinking my tea when I read that last one!

  38. Teller says:

    And that show is called The Immoderators!

  39. Anonymous says:

    I thought SuperNews had a win with their bit, “Parasailin’ with Sarah Palin”

  40. Roy Trumbull says:

    Today’s religion is tomorrow’s mythology.

    • No Imagination says:

      Roy, Roy, Roy – you got it backwards! Today’s mythology is tomorrow’s religion.

      I like pretty much ALL of the comments, even the misguided chides.

  41. Tell it Not in Gath says:

    Why not call it PMS?

    The Palin McCain Syndrome

  42. BritSwedeGuy says:

    Nice picture, but…
    You forgot that the towers of the Kremlin should be visible on the horizon.

  43. Felton says:

    How ’bout “Alas!ka”.

  44. slgalt says:

    Blasta from Alaska!

    Or You Betcha Life!

  45. Anonymous says:

    I like “The Real Housewives of Alaska” or since it’s Discovery, “Nostradumbass”

  46. Rikki Simons says:

    The Unlearning Channel.

  47. zish says:

    “William Ayers: The untold stories.”

  48. Anonymous says:

    Alaska: under the drill
    just as well we get some images of Alaska before Palin starts drilling. it’s never going to look the same if she gets her way.

  49. Felton says:

    Call of the Reviled?

  50. x23 says:

    i heard it is only going to last half a season.

  51. Anonymous says:

    Half-Baked Alaska?

  52. Jamie says:

    Love the Schmod comment. Do you ride in a blue box? The Bewilderness is a great title.

  53. Anonymous says:

    Pallin’ Around with Palin.

  54. Anonymous says:

    Oh! This is one of our favorite Palin names here in Nome.
    “The Quitta from Wasilla”. How about that? Not much draw the crowd action huh??

  55. IronEdithKidd says:

    “Armageddon Barbie in Raptureland”

  56. highlyverbal says:

    Bible Spice

  57. Avram / Moderator says:

    “The Bewliderness” is inspired.

  58. Yamara says:

    Where’s Trig?

  59. valdis says:

    @Daemon: No, the lesbian personal assistant can’t be Anne Coulter. Although many allegations about Coulter’s sexuality have been made, I haven’t heard ‘lesbian’ mentioned yet.

    However, one *could* hope that they got both Coulter and Michelle Malkin on the show as sycophants. Maybe the right-wing crazy hatred talk would reach a critical mass and they’ll meet the same end as Grunthos the Flatulent.

  60. 7yler says:

    SARAH PALIN: AN EDUCATION; ALASKA
    Then they could ship her around the world in a 40ft shipping container and just change the location in the title. It’s be a crash course for her inevitable run for president. She’ll be the first Reality TV politician. I can see the follow up.
    SARAH PALIN: RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT
    And just look at that, the supreme court just rulled that corporations have no limits on their political expression. So her whole campaign could be funded by the show. It’s insane. I can’t even finish the thought how horrendous this is. The Discover Channel is underwriting her Presidential campaign.

  61. Stefan Jones says:

    WolfWar 2010: The Year We Get ‘Em All

  62. Outtacontext says:

    Palin’s new show on TLC 2 be called “What Not To Say” where she will spin her yarns & then be judged by hosts Stacy London & Clinton Kelly.

  63. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Mathbusters

  64. dm10003 says:

    “You can’t spell HARRASS without SARAH. And leave the last S off for CRAZY.”

  65. Uncle Geo says:

    McPain and Ailin’

  66. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Nobody here is making any claims that I’m impartial and balanced. The voices in my head keep saying that I’m unbalanced now that you mention it. And I’m not partial to any political party or movement, so I revile them all with relish.

    • efergus3 says:

      I trust ANY Gov as far as I can spit a whale.

    • Notary Sojac says:

      Antinous: No one who runs or moderates a blog has -any- responsibility to “be impartial”, and to me that is unequivocally a Good Thing.

      I find news reporting to be more valuable when it comes from someone who doesn’t pretend to objectivity, and I do think I learn much more about an issue by toggling back and forth between the Nation and the Weekly Standard than I would by reading the New York Times.

      But “I revile them all with relish??” I dunno. On political issues particularly, I’ve always thought of BB as a place to go to find out what the more thoughtful element of the left wing blogosphere has to say. In the two years I’ve been reading the site, I’m honestly unaware of any posted article which seriously challenges, or ridicules, any positions normally thought of as “leftist”.

      I’d be delighted to be proved wrong by having them pointed out to me.

  67. Anonymous says:

    wow amazed no “Russia outside you window” jokes

  68. Anonymous says:

    “Sarah Palin’s guide to Stuff to Hunt and Shoot in Alaska”

  69. TheVoBRX says:

    Change “The Beverly Snowbillies” to “The Beverly Chillbillies” for increased giggle factor!

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