The Geocities-izer is a tool that promises to "make any webpage look like it was made by a 13 year-old in 1996." And it does exactly what it says on the tin.
I write books. My latest is a YA science fiction novel called Homeland (it's the sequel to Little Brother). More books: Rapture of the Nerds (a novel, with Charlie Stross); With a Little Help (short stories); and The Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow (novella and nonfic). I speak all over the place and I tweet and tumble, too.