Ants in your pants? Fine. Just be thankful it's not a katipo spider. A tourist in New Zealand apparently startled one of these venomous beasties by pulling back on the shorts he'd left on the sand for a nude beach swim. The result: A bite that led to horrific swelling on a certain, sensitive part of his anatomy and 16 days in the hospital with an inflamed heart. (Via Angel Wardriver)
Spider accomplishes what 1000 penis-enlargement products could not
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