Reuters headline: "Tired Gay succumbs to Dix"


43 Responses to “Reuters headline: "Tired Gay succumbs to Dix"”

  1. LovelyAndroid says:

    I laughed. I am 11 years old.

  2. theLadyfingers says:

    It reminds of the classic cricket commentator gaffe: “the bowler’s Holding, the batsman’s Willy.”

  3. beejamin says:

    Jesus people – it’s a smutty headline. It’s funny, even if only for 5 seconds. You don’t have to spend longer than that on it if it’s not your style.

    I think people play the ‘not funny’ card because they see this particular joke as borderline-homophobic. Making smutty gags about gay sex is not homophobic – it’s probably one of the best indicators of the fact that society is trying to get over homophobia-by-default.

    For instance, if Mr Gay’s last name was Hooker, the joke would still be funny in the same way. How many people here would be ‘insulted’ or feel it to be ‘inappropriate’?

  4. I have no mouth and I must scream says:

    “What are we made of? Our fathers came across the prairies, fought Indians, fought drought, fought locusts, fought Dix… remember when Richard Dix came in here and tried to take over this town? Well, we didn’t give up then… and by gum, we’re not going to give up now!”

  5. johnocomedy says:

    even “succumbs” is funny

  6. kmoser says:

    I vote for Bread and Cheese Hollow Road in Northport, NY. Not only does it have a cool name, but it’s very picturesque.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Hello, do you have Prince Albert, in the can? . . .

  8. robrobroach says:

    no worse than a bit of cricket commentary a while back…
    “the bowler Holding, the batsman Willy”
    its age old stuff!

  9. Notary Sojac says:

    I grew up in a heavily Catholic region, with dozens of Catholic schools, in a more innocent age.

    When headlines like “Blessed Virgin pounded by St. Eustatius in 4th Quarter” would occasionally make the sports pages without editing.

  10. p96 says:

    Awww man, I had money on Gay to take Dix in that heat.

  11. Birdseed says:

    Nothing, ever, is going to come close to this classic:

  12. cjp says:

    A California newspaper in ’94 ran a good one about a Congressman – “Dick Swett Surges.”

  13. fnc says:

    I expect Dix to be beat at some future point.

  14. Antinous / Moderator says:

    Jeez. I’m tired all the time. What am I doing wrong?

  15. ArghMonkey says:

    How is this appropriate?

    Crude humour is one thing, this is borderline insulting.

    -1 for a stupid post, boingboing can do better.

  16. Anonymous says:

    Dix said his race experience had helped, “but I’m a little beat up, too.” Lulz.

    @___@ Best double meaning in news title. Ever.

  17. doingsitups says:

    Good one :D

  18. Lady Katey says:

    Rarely do I see something posted on Dlisted AND BoingBoing. This clearly must be REALLY AWESOME, because it was.

  19. Zadaz says:

    I feel that it needs a stunned cat face overlaying the headline.

  20. Xopher says:

    That’s great!!!

    If only it said ‘submit’.

  21. cjp says:

    I’m one of the letters in that whole LGBTQ acronym and I don’t find this offensive. I agree that being able to laugh at all sex jokes is a sign of progress for our species. Or something like that, anyway. Try these on for size:

    ” * Queen Mary having bottom scraped
    * Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
    * Prostitutes appeal to Pope
    * Panda mating fails – veterinarian takes over
    * NJ judge to rule on nude beach
    * Child’s stool great for use in garden
    * Organ festival ends in smashing climax ”

    • Cowicide says:

      NJ judge to rule on nude beach

      Ok, that just made me laugh. Thanks for that one.

    • Antinous / Moderator says:

      If it weren’t for making fun of heterosexuals, the entire genre of comedy from Lysistrata to Married With Children would never have existed.

  22. Anonymous says:

    I’ve seen them do it even when they aren’t tired

  23. Anonymous says:

    I thought it was funny.

    Thanks David.

  24. Xopher says:

    Someone on another site pointed out that the headline could have been equally classic no matter how the race turned out.

    “Jubilant Gay Easily Handles Dix” was his suggestion.

  25. Wingo says:

    The athletes’ quotes are awesome with the double-entendre in mind:

    “It wasn’t bad, but I was a little fatigued toward the end,”

    “I tried to stay relaxed and bring it home, but it wasn’t enough.”

    “I was a little sloppy out of the blocks, but I was able to hold on,”

    “I didn’t get a great start but I brought it home,”

    LOL @ Reuters. Trying to compete with The Onion, are ya?

  26. dbarak says:

    They didn’t mention that Rajiv Vajajay came in third.

  27. Jeffrey Meyer says:

    Was it one Dix 200 meters long or 200 Dix merely one meter each?

  28. drewstarr says:

    if we’re all going to be 11 year olds here, let’s please notice the photo credit to a fellow who bares the surname Dykes

  29. dbarak says:

    By the way, does anyone else here think Dix looks fabulous in lavender?

  30. DeWynken says:

    wow, straight outta!

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